go ronnie.: we still love you lisa turtle. →
goronnie: the name lisa turtle kept coming up today and i had no idea why until about 20 minutes ago…….fuck i personally dont know what inspires a beautiful woman to improve on Gods creation but as a man i cant help but feel somewhat responsible. the reason i decided to do A Sucker For Pumps (aside from…
TGTC = All Inclusive
Anonymous asked: Just thought i'd make some comments. I don't mean to be rude or anything, or sound aggressive at all, just thought i'd state some things that upset me. I get an aggressive vibe from the Einstein post, which I haven't seen any actual references for anywhere, and am not sure is actually a factual event. I mean, there's a very likely chance some one fictionalized a debate...
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Professor: Is Satan good?
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
The student's name was Albert Einstein. Brilliant.
d-_-b The Throne - No Church In The Wild…….yeap
Like A Man...
ibchrismoses: blitosway: niggas be frontin like they wouldnt have sex with a big chick (not buku big) but yeah tho a big chick not bad that noonie be sum wet and warm ahaha MO CUSHION FOT THE PUSHING!! *ump ump* Man thats exactly the kind of wimmenz im fond of
“What’s a king to a God? What’s a God to a non-believer” ~ a quote from Watch The Throne anticipation is at an all time high
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Recycle Bin Files explained...
Not too long ago, I recorded some of my poems over some beats that I felt fit what I was trying to do. However, as usual my artist curse kicks in and I don’t like any of the product that was created. Not that it’s bad, I just never like anything I create once its finished…which is why i constantly create. I don’t want to just sit on the tracks and they were 17 seconds away...
John Stewart BLASTS Fox News on Common/White House... →
Meant to post this a while ago...
Backstory: Watching episodes of Hey Arnold a while ago, I noticed how dope the soundtrack was for the show. I knew Jim Lang was the man behind it and the closing theme “Stompin” is my shit from now until……_____________ (insert random measurement of infinity here) So I decide to go to Last FM and see if there’s anymore stuff like his And lo and behold this is the...
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tb0t: the 4/20 post the people hating on the 4/20 post the people commenting on the people hating the 4/20 post the people commenting on the people who commented on hating or not hating the 4/20 post or the people who are posting things like what i’m posting that are just annoyed either way….. …
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Ghostface Killah's Top 10 Softest Niggas In The... →
adeola: shampainwishes: Ayo whattup yall this Big Ghostface nahmean. P-Tone is now officially in the buildin once again. Lock ya women up n all that. Ayo the god was lampin on his thrones n shit when it occurred to a nigga that there a lot a high profile ass soft niggas in the game thats basically floatin under niggas radars n shit. N bein that a nigga aint condone those types a actions too...
.....Its been a while
…since I’ve posted something on here. But now im back innisbitch!! . . . . . so im sitting on this cloud and having random thoughts glide past me and the idea of a soulmate crossed my mind. A soulmate, by definition, is a person with whom one has strong affinity. A soulmate, in actuality, is a the perfect piece to fit into your life’s puzzle. Equal on all levels. Mental,...
You cannot stop me.
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MICKEY FACTZ: Audio: Black Tearz (Parts 1-4) →
mickeyfactz: Black Tearz. It started when I was flying to New Orleans. I read an interview about Tyler Perry, who might I add is a savvy business tycoon. He was on Oprah and told her he had been molested by a man and a woman on separate occasions. As well as being beat badly consistently. I proceeded to rant…